Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:44 PM
Anime Interview #1: Hetalia - Axis
[Cue spotlights shining on stage...]
Shinna: YO MINNA!!! *flails arms frantically with an idiotic grin*
Debbs: OI! WHY THE HECK AM I HERE?!
Shinna: *coughs* Well then... We'll proceed with the anime interview... ^_^
Debbs: DON'T IGNORE ME, LIONY OLD HAG! D:< ROAAAR!
Shinna: *looks at Debbs* =DD
Debbs: ............. *facepalm*
Shinna: The guest for today is Italy from Hetalia.
Debbs: *sparkly eyes*
[Italy suddenly falls through the ceiling]
[Crowd starts clapping]
Crowd: BRAVO!! SUCH A NICE ENTRANCE!!!! >w<
Shinna: o_o||| That wasn't suppose to happen...
Italy: *looks at the crowd, totally confused*
[cricket... cricket... cricket...]
[Spotlight shines on Italy]
Italy: PASTA~~~~ <3
[Crowd Cheers]
Shinna: So... We'll proceed to the interview...
Debbs: First question... If you are so weak, why become a soldier?
Italy: *sweats..... then grins* PASTA~~~~
Shinna: *deadpans* That doesn't have any relation...
Debbs: BECOMING A SOLDIER DOESNT MAN U WILL HAVE PASTA!!! ROAAAR!!!
Italy: *waves white flag frantically* NUUU~~ DON'T HIT ME!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! DON'T HIT MEE!!!!! T^T
[Germany suddenly pops up]
Germany: ITALY!!!!! BE A MAN!!! Shinna: Oh. He's here. Good. Now I can interview him as well. :DD Debbs: =_=||| You're supposed to interview Italy... Shinna: *flails arms* BUT I HAVE A BURNING QUESTION FOR HIM!! >3< Debbs: Tch. Fine... Shinna: So, Germany, why do you read erotic books? Is it because of your inexperience in relationships? Germany: O///////O THAT INFORMATION IS PRIVATE!!!!!! Shinna: *gigglesnort* Fufu~ Closet pervert. Germany: AM NOT!!!! >:O Debbs: Oi, oi... Where the heck is Italy?
[EVERYONE FREEZES!] [cricket.... cricket....cricket....] [Spotlight shines on a plate of spaghetti on a small, decorated table]
Lourdes & Italy: *kneeling and bowing constantly* PASTA! PASTA! PASTA!~~~ Debbs: O_O||| WHY THE HECK IS LOURDES HERE?!
[Japan appears out of nowhere]
Japan: What is this? A form of ceremony? How interesting. What is it called. Shinna: =_=||| Pasta obsession. Germany: Tch. Italy is such an idiot. Debbs: O___O||| WHY THE HECK IS JAPAN HERE?! Shinna: Japan, they're called Pastanians. They live in Pasta Land, in Pasta City, in Pasta Drive and they worship a god called Pasta-Nin-Nin. *serious look* Japan: *culture shock* Pasta? Debbs: *twitch* Shinna, you're an idiot.
[Shinna kneels down and bows constantly in front of the plate of spaghetti]
Shinna, Lourdes and Italy: PASTA!!! PASTA!!! PASTA!!! Crowd: O_O||| Japan:....*traumatised* Germany: *reading a perverted book* Debbs: *sighs* Since we're in a chaotic situation, it's the end for today's Anime Interview. See you! *waves*
[Curtains Close] [cricket.... cricket....]
Crowd: O_O||| What the hell just happened? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shinna Grace was here! :3
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